Friday, June 12, 2009

Meet Jon Wiley; Pimpin' Jaime Whalen in Montreal!

Today I'd like for all of my readers, gawkers and stalkers to meet my main man;



The Pimp Daddy himself Jon Wiley! He is the reason I live, and probably the reason I will die! I must admit that sometimes Jamie Whalen can be a bit hard to deal with, but that's what Pimp Daddy does best; make me see some sense with the back of his hand. Not that I like being his punching bag, but sometimes The Raven gets a bit out of hand and needs to be put in her place, or sometimes, just put in her proper position! This is how Jon "Pimp Daddy" Wiley like to hit it!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

A Quick Cheers From Jamie Maureen Whalen From Saskatoon





I just wanted to raise a glass of the old Timmys' to all my friends. I have been clean for a long time now, but once in a while I indulge in a little caffeine buzz, just to get me through the monotony of my daily life. Jaime Whalen is certainly clean except for a lil'coffee every now and again. And sometime a little vodka, just to take the edge off. Then usually some meth to get back on track, then just a few tokes to get to sleep. Yep, Jaime Whalen is living clean!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Jaime Maureen Whalen is Cleaning Up Her Act

Yes that's right! Jaime Maureen Whalen is Cleaning Up Her Act! After years spent wasting my life as a degenerate and junkie who can't get a job or keep a relationship together I will finally be getting clean. Yes, you all heard right; no more late nights of selling my ass to pay my bills. I won't be the irresponsible parent and selfish bitch I have been most of my life.

I'm gonna start living clean and get a job that doesn't require me to bend over so much! I will finally start living up to my potential and treat my friends and family with the respect they deserve.

Haha - April Fools!! Pass me the pipe!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

What Is Jaime Dobson Whalen's Favorite Animal?



As anyone who knows Jaime Dobson Whalen is aware my favorite animal of all time is the Dolphin. I'm not sure why, but something about the way their nose just sticks out gets my snatch wet like the ocean. I don't care if they are bottle nosed dolphins or striped dolphins like the ones in the picture, I just love dolphins. I even had a dream once that I got double teamed by a couple dolphins at the beach in New Brunswick, while I was on vacation there. It was a pretty weird dream, but shows how into these majestic mammals I am. Trust me they are mammals, I an quite ejumacated on the subject of dolphins.

I also would let this guy tag my tail all night long. He is so hot!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Jenny Mantler Off To Montreal


So I packed up all my shit and decided I'm off to Montreal. There is nothing in Saskatoon left for me. Despite having 3 kids that I really should be taking care of, I need some space to do my own thing. I got me this van that will get me where I gotta go, which for now is as far as I can get from my responsibilities. Jenny Mantler is on her way to Montreal to get some fun and excitement back into my life. What adventures awaits me when I get there, who knows, but it must beat the fuck out lame ass Saskatoon, this city is like a tomb! Jaime Jenny Mantler Dobson Whalen is off to Montreal!