Some people bring out the best in Jamie "The Raven" Whalen and most of the time this is because they have the bling. It's not to be materialistic or anything, but if you don't have at least $130 there is no way you are gonna put your trouser troll inside me. This number is somewhat negotiable if I'm fiending for the pipe. Let's be fair though, I have bills to pay and they won't pay themselves will they? Actually they do, all I have to do is complain about them and they go away. This mystic power is called the siren song of Jamie "The Raven" Whalen and it works best on older men who have little control of their second head. I just scream and cry until money appears, sweet huh? I don't know what makes me so bad ass. I don't want to seem vain but I really am quite awesome!
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