It's been quite while since Jaime Whalen updated her fans on the latest news and gossip going on in my world. As always I'm making stupid choices in life which inevitably lead to fun and adventure for me and absolute despair and agony for the ones I claim to love and hold dear to me. I know everyone would love to hear my sordid stories about life,love and lube, but I think that maybe I'm getting too mature this type of thing.



On the other hand, maybe I'm just too embarrassed to talk about the blind guy that paid me $30 to make out with his guide dog last week.