Jamie Whalen; Need To Do Laundry

Summer time and life is good for me. I have been working hard and I am really sore! I don't know why I have no money for laundry. since Jenny Mantler has been pumping the pistons like crazy the past few days. Jenny Mantler is my new alter ego, since saying "Hi I'm Jaime Whalen, may I please have some jizz" is not really a great idea. Believe me I know all about making bad decisions, it is one of the things I do better than anybody. I am currently running low on underwear, some people like to keep them, some kinda souvenir thing or something I guess. Guys are so weird.

Anyways I could use the chance to air myself out since I really do smell like crap lately. Like crap, literally. It must have something to do with my current diet of ketchup chips, cinnamon gum. cheez wizz and meth. As you can see I'm doing great and have the body to prove it bitchs!