Back On My Back; Jaime Whalen Dressed For Work

Yes it has been a good week for me! Some times it takes hard work to get the cheese, but Jaime Whalen is a smart mouse! I'm not really a mouse you know, actually people call me "The Raven". To be quite honest no one but me calls me "The Raven". It's kinda like I'm a super hero and I have a secret identity.

It's like this; during the day I play Jaime Whalen, mild mannered bitch, spending my days sleeping and fearing the eventual knock at the motel door telling me to pay up or get out.

As night descends or my phone rings, which ever comes first, I go out in the dark dressed as "The Raven"; ready to battle another fat bastard for a quick buck. Sometimes I submit them with a devious Whack Attack; others I have to rely on the Ol Dutch Rudder to get the job done. Either way "The Raven"always gets the cash baby!

Jonathan Wiley From Montreal

Just a shout out to all the pimps and hos out there in Montreal. If you are reading the Jaime Whalen blog you must know who the real mack daddy is! Jonathan Wiley is the top dog in this town and my bitch Jaime Whalen owns this here blog. Though it may be hard to believe, Johnny Blaze Wiley is the real deal and wants to take this chance to properly introduce myself as the man who keeps the wench in line and earning her keep. Somebody needs grab her pennies, spend her nickels and smoke her dimes. Get over here Jenny Whalen and make me a God damn sandwich! What do you mean we got no meat? Bring that bread over here and wrap it around my spicy Irish sausage. I know it may not be good for my supper, but get on yours knees and eat your dinner. Ho! Then make me some Mac and Cheese!

Jamie Whalen; Need To Do Laundry

Summer time and life is good for me. I have been working hard and I am really sore! I don't know why I have no money for laundry. since Jenny Mantler has been pumping the pistons like crazy the past few days. Jenny Mantler is my new alter ego, since saying "Hi I'm Jaime Whalen, may I please have some jizz" is not really a great idea. Believe me I know all about making bad decisions, it is one of the things I do better than anybody. I am currently running low on underwear, some people like to keep them, some kinda souvenir thing or something I guess. Guys are so weird.

Anyways I could use the chance to air myself out since I really do smell like crap lately. Like crap, literally. It must have something to do with my current diet of ketchup chips, cinnamon gum. cheez wizz and meth. As you can see I'm doing great and have the body to prove it bitchs!

Proud To Be the Canadian Jaime Whalen

Some days there is just not a lot to say. I've been laying low and barely laying lately since I'm in a bit of a rut. I miss all that was good about life and wake up everyday next to all that is bad in my life. Anyway, no one can say that Jaime Whalen is not serving her country. I got tag teamed by a pair of Royal Canadian Mounted Police last week. At least they said they were the mounting police, and I was mounted by both of them pretty quickly so they must have been legit Mounting Police. Anyways, happy Canada Day to all!

Meet Jon Wiley; Pimpin' Jaime Whalen in Montreal!

Today I'd like for all of my readers, gawkers and stalkers to meet my main man;



The Pimp Daddy himself Jon Wiley! He is the reason I live, and probably the reason I will die! I must admit that sometimes Jamie Whalen can be a bit hard to deal with, but that's what Pimp Daddy does best; make me see some sense with the back of his hand. Not that I like being his punching bag, but sometimes The Raven gets a bit out of hand and needs to be put in her place, or sometimes, just put in her proper position! This is how Jon "Pimp Daddy" Wiley like to hit it!

A Quick Cheers From Jamie Maureen Whalen From Saskatoon

I just wanted to raise a glass of the old Timmys' to all my friends. I have been clean for a long time now, but once in a while I indulge in a little caffeine buzz, just to get me through the monotony of my daily life. Jaime Whalen is certainly clean except for a lil'coffee every now and again. And sometime a little vodka, just to take the edge off. Then usually some meth to get back on track, then just a few tokes to get to sleep. Yep, Jaime Whalen is living clean!

Jaime Maureen Whalen is Cleaning Up Her Act

Yes that's right! Jaime Maureen Whalen is Cleaning Up Her Act! After years spent wasting my life as a degenerate and junkie who can't get a job or keep a relationship together I will finally be getting clean. Yes, you all heard right; no more late nights of selling my ass to pay my bills. I won't be the irresponsible parent and selfish bitch I have been most of my life.

I'm gonna start living clean and get a job that doesn't require me to bend over so much! I will finally start living up to my potential and treat my friends and family with the respect they deserve.

Haha - April Fools!! Pass me the pipe!