Jaime Maureen Whalen is Cleaning Up Her Act

Yes that's right! Jaime Maureen Whalen is Cleaning Up Her Act! After years spent wasting my life as a degenerate and junkie who can't get a job or keep a relationship together I will finally be getting clean. Yes, you all heard right; no more late nights of selling my ass to pay my bills. I won't be the irresponsible parent and selfish bitch I have been most of my life.

I'm gonna start living clean and get a job that doesn't require me to bend over so much! I will finally start living up to my potential and treat my friends and family with the respect they deserve.

Haha - April Fools!! Pass me the pipe!