Jaime "The Raven" Whalen; Ready For Action!

Here I am in full costume, getting ready for an exciting night of fighting crime. The criminals that lurk in their hillbilly pickup trucks are no match for "The Raven". . Keeping my identity secret is one of my top priorities. No one must ever find out who I am. They must never know I am really Jaime Whalen! Oops! I really do suck at keeping secrets! I guess I really do have loose lips.

Jaime Maureen Whalen is Cleaning Up Her Act

Yes that's right! Jaime Maureen Whalen is Cleaning Up Her Act! After years spent wasting my life as a degenerate and junkie who can't get a job or keep a relationship together I will finally be getting clean. Yes, you all heard right; no more late nights of selling my ass to pay my bills. I won't be the irresponsible parent and selfish bitch I have been most of my life.

I'm gonna start living clean and get a job that doesn't require me to bend over so much! I will finally start living up to my potential and treat my friends and family with the respect they deserve.

Haha - April Fools!! Pass me the pipe!