Here I am in full costume, getting ready for an exciting night of fighting crime. The criminals that lurk in their hillbilly pickup trucks are no match for "The Raven". . Keeping my identity secret is one of my top priorities. No one must ever find out who I am. They must never know I am really Jaime Whalen! Oops! I really do suck at keeping secrets! I guess I really do have loose lips.
Monday, September 21, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Back On My Back; Jaime Whalen Dressed For Work
Yes it has been a good week for me! Some times it takes hard work to get the cheese, but Jaime Whalen is a smart mouse! I'm not really a mouse you know, actually people call me "The Raven". To be quite honest no one but me calls me "The Raven". It's kinda like I'm a super hero and I have a secret identity.
It's like this; during the day I play Jaime Whalen, mild mannered bitch, spending my days sleeping and fearing the eventual knock at the motel door telling me to pay up or get out.
As night descends or my phone rings, which ever comes first, I go out in the dark dressed as "The Raven"; ready to battle another fat bastard for a quick buck. Sometimes I submit them with a devious Whack Attack; others I have to rely on the Ol Dutch Rudder to get the job done. Either way "The Raven"always gets the cash baby!
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