So I decided to go back to Saskatoon to have a late Christmas with my kids. I have to admit I sometimes feel like a bad mother for not spending any time with them. I hope one day they appreciate all that I never did for them. Let it never be said that Jaime Maureen Whalen didn't teach her children how to be independent.
Anyways, here is a quick story before I leave. Last night I decided to have a little party with my man. I know I have many men but at this time of year I like to spend quality time with someone who really cares enough about me to punch me out once in a while. So we are drinkin' the hard stuff, my favorite kind; Absolute Vodka. I say I'm sober forever, but every once in a while I gotta let loose and drink a bit. We drank for hours, until all of a sudden the bottle was almost empty. There was only about 1 shot left. I decided to try something I saw on TV one time. I took the last shot from the bottle up my bum with a funnel! It kinda tickled my ass, I think, but that may have been my man. It really worked and I was flying for a few minutes then Jaime Whalen passed out. Anyways I woke and boy did my ass ever HURT! The worst part is that when I woke up my man thought it would be funny to put his meat puppet in my mouth. I forgot that Vodka always makes his pole smell like ass for some strange reason. It tasted so gross I coulnd't take more than 10 mintues of it.
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