What the hell is going on with the world today? I used to get work like it was going out of style. I could pick up the phone and get myself on my back with my eyes closed and my legs open. These days it seems like all the freaks are coming out. Yesterday Jaime Whalen had to take the matzah balls all the way down to the chin for me to get my shekels. We are talking about getting pumped like a pig just just to get my ham and cheese. I love the metaphors for getting pounded on by the local Montreal riff raff. Another french guy this week wanted to play the farm animal game. Its real weird how all the frenchies seem to wanna play this same game. He sets me up piggy style and then just goes town on my back bacon. The whole time he keeps yelling "Oui-Oui" like a pig in shit! I really do have to work like a pig some days. Speaking of shit.... oh wait, that is a story for another day!Anyway, if anyone out there wants to get the Jaime Whalen early bird special, I'm going to be available all day. Just drop Pimp Daddy Jonathan Wiley a line at Jenny Mantler Enterprises. Our lines are open and my man is just waiting to take your call!
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