Heard A New Joke Today, I Think?

So today I'm giving this new guy the 15 minute special, which is one of the new promotions here at Jenny Mantler Enterprises, where we aim to please, but insist on payment up front. Sorry I need plug my business, or I will be our only employee forever LOL! Anyways I'm whacking this moron with all my might and he finally covers my face in his man juice. When he's done he tells me real serious like, "10 million of my kids are dying on your face and you aren't trying to save any of them. You're a cold hearted bitch."

Jamie Whalen; Need To Do Laundry

Summer time and life is good for me. I have been working hard and I am really sore! I don't know why I have no money for laundry. since Jenny Mantler has been pumping the pistons like crazy the past few days. Jenny Mantler is my new alter ego, since saying "Hi I'm Jaime Whalen, may I please have some jizz" is not really a great idea. Believe me I know all about making bad decisions, it is one of the things I do better than anybody. I am currently running low on underwear, some people like to keep them, some kinda souvenir thing or something I guess. Guys are so weird.

Anyways I could use the chance to air myself out since I really do smell like crap lately. Like crap, literally. It must have something to do with my current diet of ketchup chips, cinnamon gum. cheez wizz and meth. As you can see I'm doing great and have the body to prove it bitchs!