Showing posts with label Jonathan Wiley Montreal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jonathan Wiley Montreal. Show all posts

Friday, October 2, 2009

My Pimp Daddy Jon Wiley; The Gangsta Ninja!



Hey Y'All! What up bitches!! Jaime Whalen back again, today I'm stylin' an profilin'with my nigga Jon "Coyote" Wiley who is back to rock me all night long! If any of you are following my new life in Montreal, Jon Wiley is the man who puts my ass to work, making the bling so we can smoke our thing! Some days I gotta admit I'm a bit lazy and don't wanna work for the cheese so its up to my Pimp Daddy Jon Wiley to set me straight. Check out this classic shot of his ninja gangster pose. He is indeed quite the bad ass, fresh outta the slammer for a bum charge that ain't neva gonna stick yo! He's been getting his shit pushed inside the pokey for the past month or so and he is ready to give as good as he got while he was inside. I can take it though, I am a professional after all.

I'm gonna be sore tomorrow, but with Jonathan Wiley, Ninja Gangsta, there is never any excuse to not get my snatch back in circulation on the street. I'm gonna be working hard while hardly working. Hard to believe my life in Montreal has turned into this pimp n ho routine, but sometimes a nigga gotta eat!

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Jonathan Wiley From Montreal




Just a shout out to all the pimps and hos out there in Montreal. If you are reading the Jaime Whalen blog you must know who the real mack daddy is! Jonathan Wiley is the top dog in this town and my bitch Jaime Whalen owns this here blog. Though it may be hard to believe, Johnny Blaze Wiley is the real deal and wants to take this chance to properly introduce myself as the man who keeps the wench in line and earning her keep. Somebody needs grab her pennies, spend her nickels and smoke her dimes. Get over here Jenny Whalen and make me a God damn sandwich! What do you mean we got no meat? Bring that bread over here and wrap it around my spicy Irish sausage. I know it may not be good for my supper, but get on yours knees and eat your dinner. Ho! Then make me some Mac and Cheese!