Jamie Whalen; Need To Do Laundry

Summer time and life is good for me. I have been working hard and I am really sore! I don't know why I have no money for laundry. since Jenny Mantler has been pumping the pistons like crazy the past few days. Jenny Mantler is my new alter ego, since saying "Hi I'm Jaime Whalen, may I please have some jizz" is not really a great idea. Believe me I know all about making bad decisions, it is one of the things I do better than anybody. I am currently running low on underwear, some people like to keep them, some kinda souvenir thing or something I guess. Guys are so weird.

Anyways I could use the chance to air myself out since I really do smell like crap lately. Like crap, literally. It must have something to do with my current diet of ketchup chips, cinnamon gum. cheez wizz and meth. As you can see I'm doing great and have the body to prove it bitchs!

Proud To Be the Canadian Jaime Whalen

Some days there is just not a lot to say. I've been laying low and barely laying lately since I'm in a bit of a rut. I miss all that was good about life and wake up everyday next to all that is bad in my life. Anyway, no one can say that Jaime Whalen is not serving her country. I got tag teamed by a pair of Royal Canadian Mounted Police last week. At least they said they were the mounting police, and I was mounted by both of them pretty quickly so they must have been legit Mounting Police. Anyways, happy Canada Day to all!