Jaime Whalen's Summertime Babe

It's another hot day here in Saskatoon, but I'm keeping cool and hanging with my new bitch. She can munch a mean rug, if you know what Jaime Whalen means! She may be a little weather beaten but she still get me where I'm going. Also, I think my new summertime babe may just be bawlin' ass rich! That's right! If I play my cards right I might get her to bankroll Jaime Whalen's hobby. I know she lives in a beat up trailer, but she is a corporate chick so she must be loaded with cash, or meth, or hopefully both. While we were enjoying some pink tacos she mentioned she is the president of the itty bitty titty committee! I think this babe may be a keeper and get me to a new level of depravity!

Proud To Be the Canadian Jaime Whalen

Some days there is just not a lot to say. I've been laying low and barely laying lately since I'm in a bit of a rut. I miss all that was good about life and wake up everyday next to all that is bad in my life. Anyway, no one can say that Jaime Whalen is not serving her country. I got tag teamed by a pair of Royal Canadian Mounted Police last week. At least they said they were the mounting police, and I was mounted by both of them pretty quickly so they must have been legit Mounting Police. Anyways, happy Canada Day to all!