Jaime Whalen and Jon Wiley; On A Mission

Sometimes smart people do stupid things and other times its stupid people making the best moves. Jaime Whalen is joining forces with Jon Wiley for the latest episode of losers living large. Tonight is the night we are going on a mission to seek and destroy!

Jamie "The Raven" Whalen is Awesome!

Some people bring out the best in Jamie "The Raven" Whalen and most of the time this is because they have the bling. It's not to be materialistic or anything, but if you don't have at least $130 there is no way you are gonna put your trouser troll inside me. This number is somewhat negotiable if I'm fiending for the pipe. Let's be fair though, I have bills to pay and they won't pay themselves will they? Actually they do, all I have to do is complain about them and they go away. This mystic power is called the siren song of Jamie "The Raven" Whalen and it works best on older men who have little control of their second head. I just scream and cry until money appears, sweet huh? I don't know what makes me so bad ass. I don't want to seem vain but I really am quite awesome!

My Pimp Daddy Jon Wiley; The Gangsta Ninja!

Hey Y'All! What up bitches!! Jaime Whalen back again, today I'm stylin' an profilin'with my nigga Jon "Coyote" Wiley who is back to rock me all night long! If any of you are following my new life in Montreal, Jon Wiley is the man who puts my ass to work, making the bling so we can smoke our thing! Some days I gotta admit I'm a bit lazy and don't wanna work for the cheese so its up to my Pimp Daddy Jon Wiley to set me straight. Check out this classic shot of his ninja gangster pose. He is indeed quite the bad ass, fresh outta the slammer for a bum charge that ain't neva gonna stick yo! He's been getting his shit pushed inside the pokey for the past month or so and he is ready to give as good as he got while he was inside. I can take it though, I am a professional after all.

I'm gonna be sore tomorrow, but with Jonathan Wiley, Ninja Gangsta, there is never any excuse to not get my snatch back in circulation on the street. I'm gonna be working hard while hardly working. Hard to believe my life in Montreal has turned into this pimp n ho routine, but sometimes a nigga gotta eat!

Jaime "The Raven" Whalen; Ready For Action!

Here I am in full costume, getting ready for an exciting night of fighting crime. The criminals that lurk in their hillbilly pickup trucks are no match for "The Raven". . Keeping my identity secret is one of my top priorities. No one must ever find out who I am. They must never know I am really Jaime Whalen! Oops! I really do suck at keeping secrets! I guess I really do have loose lips.

Back On My Back; Jaime Whalen Dressed For Work

Yes it has been a good week for me! Some times it takes hard work to get the cheese, but Jaime Whalen is a smart mouse! I'm not really a mouse you know, actually people call me "The Raven". To be quite honest no one but me calls me "The Raven". It's kinda like I'm a super hero and I have a secret identity.

It's like this; during the day I play Jaime Whalen, mild mannered bitch, spending my days sleeping and fearing the eventual knock at the motel door telling me to pay up or get out.

As night descends or my phone rings, which ever comes first, I go out in the dark dressed as "The Raven"; ready to battle another fat bastard for a quick buck. Sometimes I submit them with a devious Whack Attack; others I have to rely on the Ol Dutch Rudder to get the job done. Either way "The Raven"always gets the cash baby!

Jonathan Wiley From Montreal

Just a shout out to all the pimps and hos out there in Montreal. If you are reading the Jaime Whalen blog you must know who the real mack daddy is! Jonathan Wiley is the top dog in this town and my bitch Jaime Whalen owns this here blog. Though it may be hard to believe, Johnny Blaze Wiley is the real deal and wants to take this chance to properly introduce myself as the man who keeps the wench in line and earning her keep. Somebody needs grab her pennies, spend her nickels and smoke her dimes. Get over here Jenny Whalen and make me a God damn sandwich! What do you mean we got no meat? Bring that bread over here and wrap it around my spicy Irish sausage. I know it may not be good for my supper, but get on yours knees and eat your dinner. Ho! Then make me some Mac and Cheese!

Jamie Whalen; Need To Do Laundry

Summer time and life is good for me. I have been working hard and I am really sore! I don't know why I have no money for laundry. since Jenny Mantler has been pumping the pistons like crazy the past few days. Jenny Mantler is my new alter ego, since saying "Hi I'm Jaime Whalen, may I please have some jizz" is not really a great idea. Believe me I know all about making bad decisions, it is one of the things I do better than anybody. I am currently running low on underwear, some people like to keep them, some kinda souvenir thing or something I guess. Guys are so weird.

Anyways I could use the chance to air myself out since I really do smell like crap lately. Like crap, literally. It must have something to do with my current diet of ketchup chips, cinnamon gum. cheez wizz and meth. As you can see I'm doing great and have the body to prove it bitchs!

Proud To Be the Canadian Jaime Whalen

Some days there is just not a lot to say. I've been laying low and barely laying lately since I'm in a bit of a rut. I miss all that was good about life and wake up everyday next to all that is bad in my life. Anyway, no one can say that Jaime Whalen is not serving her country. I got tag teamed by a pair of Royal Canadian Mounted Police last week. At least they said they were the mounting police, and I was mounted by both of them pretty quickly so they must have been legit Mounting Police. Anyways, happy Canada Day to all!

Meet Jon Wiley; Pimpin' Jaime Whalen in Montreal!

Today I'd like for all of my readers, gawkers and stalkers to meet my main man;



The Pimp Daddy himself Jon Wiley! He is the reason I live, and probably the reason I will die! I must admit that sometimes Jamie Whalen can be a bit hard to deal with, but that's what Pimp Daddy does best; make me see some sense with the back of his hand. Not that I like being his punching bag, but sometimes The Raven gets a bit out of hand and needs to be put in her place, or sometimes, just put in her proper position! This is how Jon "Pimp Daddy" Wiley like to hit it!

A Quick Cheers From Jamie Maureen Whalen From Saskatoon

I just wanted to raise a glass of the old Timmys' to all my friends. I have been clean for a long time now, but once in a while I indulge in a little caffeine buzz, just to get me through the monotony of my daily life. Jaime Whalen is certainly clean except for a lil'coffee every now and again. And sometime a little vodka, just to take the edge off. Then usually some meth to get back on track, then just a few tokes to get to sleep. Yep, Jaime Whalen is living clean!

Jaime Maureen Whalen is Cleaning Up Her Act

Yes that's right! Jaime Maureen Whalen is Cleaning Up Her Act! After years spent wasting my life as a degenerate and junkie who can't get a job or keep a relationship together I will finally be getting clean. Yes, you all heard right; no more late nights of selling my ass to pay my bills. I won't be the irresponsible parent and selfish bitch I have been most of my life.

I'm gonna start living clean and get a job that doesn't require me to bend over so much! I will finally start living up to my potential and treat my friends and family with the respect they deserve.

Haha - April Fools!! Pass me the pipe!

What Is Jaime Dobson Whalen's Favorite Animal?

As anyone who knows Jaime Dobson Whalen is aware my favorite animal of all time is the Dolphin. I'm not sure why, but something about the way their nose just sticks out gets my snatch wet like the ocean. I don't care if they are bottle nosed dolphins or striped dolphins like the ones in the picture, I just love dolphins. I even had a dream once that I got double teamed by a couple dolphins at the beach in New Brunswick, while I was on vacation there. It was a pretty weird dream, but shows how into these majestic mammals I am. Trust me they are mammals, I an quite ejumacated on the subject of dolphins.

I also would let this guy tag my tail all night long. He is so hot!

Jenny Mantler Off To Montreal

So I packed up all my shit and decided I'm off to Montreal. There is nothing in Saskatoon left for me. Despite having 3 kids that I really should be taking care of, I need some space to do my own thing. I got me this van that will get me where I gotta go, which for now is as far as I can get from my responsibilities. Jenny Mantler is on her way to Montreal to get some fun and excitement back into my life. What adventures awaits me when I get there, who knows, but it must beat the fuck out lame ass Saskatoon, this city is like a tomb! Jaime Jenny Mantler Dobson Whalen is off to Montreal!