Jaime "the Raven" Whalen

The Life and Times of Jaime "the Raven" Whalen

It's been quite while since Jaime Whalen updated her fans on the latest news and gossip going on in my world. As always I'm making stupid choices in life which inevitably lead to fun and adventure for me and absolute despair and agony for the ones I claim to love and hold dear to me. I know everyone would love to hear my sordid stories about life,love and lube, but I think that maybe I'm getting too mature this type of thing.



On the other hand, maybe I'm just too embarrassed to talk about the blind guy that paid me $30 to make out with his guide dog last week.

Jamie Whalen is her usual smilin' self today!

Another quick shout out to any and all who enjoy reading about the the trials and tribulations of the Jamie "The Raven" Whalen.

As you can see Jamie Whalen is her usual smilin' self today and is hard at work as always! 

Jaime Whalen in Summertime

I know many of you must be jealous to see me back with my old man, Pimp Daddy Jon Wiley, but it is the sunny summer time season and I just love a guy who puts me in my place and tells me what I'm worth! With my killer bikini bod inside of my grandmas' bikini I am really wearing him down. Check him out, he's choking just getting close to me. trust me, Jaime Whalen really knows how to rock her bod to beat the heat and the meat!

Jaime Whalen's Summertime Babe

It's another hot day here in Saskatoon, but I'm keeping cool and hanging with my new bitch. She can munch a mean rug, if you know what Jaime Whalen means! She may be a little weather beaten but she still get me where I'm going. Also, I think my new summertime babe may just be bawlin' ass rich! That's right! If I play my cards right I might get her to bankroll Jaime Whalen's hobby. I know she lives in a beat up trailer, but she is a corporate chick so she must be loaded with cash, or meth, or hopefully both. While we were enjoying some pink tacos she mentioned she is the president of the itty bitty titty committee! I think this babe may be a keeper and get me to a new level of depravity!

Jaime Whalen Done Right

Check out my latest glamour shot, admire it and cherish it. She can make the room glow, just see how the light reflects softly on her sweet innocent eyes. Then have a look at what Jaime Maureen Whalen will probably look like tomorrow morning when in need of a little fix.

Jaime Whalen Loves Getting Hit From Behind!

Jaime Maureen Whalen; Hit Me From Behind

Jaime Whalen Loves Charlie Sheen!

I just can't get enough of my new hero Charlie Sheen! This guys makes my current pimp look like a a creepy, lowlife loser.....wait, maybe it's not Charlie Sheen making him look that way, but anyway, Jaime Mantler Whalen loves Charlie Baby! This guy just came out with a cool new song, I just can't get it out of my head! Yeah, me and Charlie we got a lot in common, he be bangin seven gram rocks like Jaime Whalen be bangin'seven inch co......oh nevermind, just check out my new favorite tune. I sang this shit in the shower this morning!

It's Jaime Whalen Wiley's Birthday!

Yes that right! It's Jaime Whalen Wiley's birthday today! Today I'm 35 years old. Of course when some sad loser with a raging tent pole asks I always say I''m 29. Who wants to pound the vag of a thirty something whore, they might as well just fuck their wives!

Jaime Whalen's SlideShow

For all my fans and stalkers I've taken the time to put a together a collection of some of my pics from over the years. Please enjoy the Jaime Whalen slideshow, showcasing my career as a professional pole rider.



Click on the picture to see Jaime "The Raven" Whalen's Slideshow

Jaime Whalen Says Montreal Rules!

I've been in Montreal for a while now and I must say that I am most certainly being put to good use. I go up, I go down and all the way around! Jaime Whalen is definitely not letting her snatch go to waste, that is for damn sure. I am making some big bucks, but don't tell anyone, my kids are always begging for cash and my pimp would just love to spend my hard earned rupees. Yeah that right I'm taking all currencies these days. It seems only right since I take every stiff staff I can, no matter how big or small, or how black,white or brown! Yes, its like I serve the United Nations.

Jamie Whalen; Fiend To The Pipe

Every night before I,Jamie Maureen Whalen, go to bed I promise myself I will try to be a better person and respect my froends and family. I promise myself I will call my kids and hear their sweet voices and spend my time working for a better future for myself. I have wasted so much of my life on drugs doing nothing but whoring myself to get some cash for a quick fix for me and my pimp daddy, I tell myself every night before I go to sleep that tomorrow I will do more with my pitiful life. Then the light comes and I feel the sick feeling in my stomach and I don't want to do anything but sleep forever. Finally I reluctantly drag my ass outta bed and hit the pipe. Then the monster inside come out and I become the Pipe Fiend! I can make "Requiem for A Dream" seem like a romantic comedy! Seriously, I have done some things I'm not really proud of, but when you gotta feed the need for speed you will need to taste the salty seed!

This is me this morning;

Jaime Whalen Works Hard Baby!!

I like to think I am a hard working chick, yes indeed I ride the pole to fill the hole in my soul.

This hard working lifestyle is the reason that I manage to post once a month without fail, except winter months, which I reserve for many a night of Ravenesque adventure. If you don't know by now why they call Jaime Whalen "The Raven" check out some of my previous posts.

A few of my regular guys have recently pointed out that ravens are black, not red. So to better get into the full out ball washing and ass munchin' RAVEN mode I dyed my hair black. The boys are lovin' it!

Now I feel like Jaime Whalen the emo raven.

Jamie Whalen Carpet Munching

Have gents and germs, welcome back to me! I've been out of town for a few weeks. No, not visiting my kids like a Mom should, but burying my face in the bush, if you know what The Raven Jamie Whalen is talkin about! Back in my days in the can I used to be a pretty tight piece of ass, so the ladies used to like to get to know me during free time. I know some of my readers may be shocked to knowI did time back in the day, but my life is something that I must be proud of, if not, why would I spend all my time thinking about myself? Anyway, this is my new bitch Diamond Dallas Daze, she could suck the chrome off a bumper, which may come in handy because I plan on getting a car soon, stay tuned for an update on my auto situation. For now enjoy a couple pics of me and my new piece of beef Diamond Dallas Daze!

Jaime Whalen Trying to Get Clean

There are some days that it is hard to look yourself in the mirror. It feels like today I'm having a tough time getting the smell of whore to wash off. It's not easy being Jaime Whalen sometimes. Saskatoon seems like a distant memory.

Jenny Mantler Quicky!

I know that most of my readers check out the Jaime Whalen blog for my witty commentary and acute observations about life. Jenny Mantler is quite the intellectual when I'm converating, I'll tell ya what!

Ok, for real, have a look at some sweet pics I just took, I know none of you care what Jenny Mantler has to say. Truth be told my own thoughts bore me to tears sometimes, mostly cause all I have to think about is a life of waste and regret. Time to get baked and beat my smelly cat senseless!

What It Takes To Get Jaime Whalen Off

What the hell is going on with the world today? I used to get work like it was going out of style. I could pick up the phone and get myself on my back with my eyes closed and my legs open. These days it seems like all the freaks are coming out. Yesterday Jaime Whalen had to take the matzah balls all the way down to the chin for me to get my shekels. We are talking about getting pumped like a pig just just to get my ham and cheese. I love the metaphors for getting pounded on by the local Montreal riff raff. Another french guy this week wanted to play the farm animal game. Its real weird how all the frenchies seem to wanna play this same game. He sets me up piggy style and then just goes town on my back bacon. The whole time he keeps yelling "Oui-Oui" like a pig in shit! I really do have to work like a pig some days. Speaking of shit.... oh wait, that is a story for another day!

Anyway, if anyone out there wants to get the Jaime Whalen early bird special, I'm going to be available all day. Just drop Pimp Daddy Jonathan Wiley a line at Jenny Mantler Enterprises. Our lines are open and my man is just waiting to take your call!

Jaime Whalen Hard at Work

It's not all fun and games here in Montreal, although stupid games do happen to be one of Jaime Whalen's many specialties. Here I am hard at work, trying to get me some $$$ to pay da bills. It must be the cold outside, for some reason no one is calling me tonight so I gotta make some calls and get back to being on my back instead of sitting here...on my back....Dammit! why is no one calling back? Don't tell me I shaved my snatch for no reason! You might think I'm going to give up but that's not Jaime Whalen style, no way! I will get a cow to milk tonight even if I have to pull out the God damn Yellowpages and call every number!

Jamie Whalen; I Touch Myself

Some days you just gotta do things yourself. When I feel a bit frisky and can't find any man meat or a thick vegetable I just check out my favorite source of inspiration; the internet!. This is one of the hottest videos I have ever seen! Look at this picture of me watching the video!

Heard A New Joke Today, I Think?

So today I'm giving this new guy the 15 minute special, which is one of the new promotions here at Jenny Mantler Enterprises, where we aim to please, but insist on payment up front. Sorry I need plug my business, or I will be our only employee forever LOL! Anyways I'm whacking this moron with all my might and he finally covers my face in his man juice. When he's done he tells me real serious like, "10 million of my kids are dying on your face and you aren't trying to save any of them. You're a cold hearted bitch."